unclefather:

crystameth:

unclefather:

my dad says he’s not gay but theres no proof that he’s ever had sex with a woman

You’re the proof

how am i the proof i would never have sex with my dad

reitone:

reitone:

french people are so hardcore they eat pain for breakfast

this pun was wasted on you all

throwing-lego:

officialunitedstates:

FACT OF THE DAY:  zebras’ stripes are not always black and white.  sometimes they are black and orange

image

this is a giraffe

actuallyroz:

tonyturtlx:

fuglypudding:

I LOVE

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it took me longer than it should

oH

cumber-hiddles:

today my coworker just casually stated that she is a huge fan of this british tv show called sherlock and asked me if i know anything about it and i just..

marianmaidenrose:

fallingaroundagain:

lupeylycan:

un-balanc-ed:

thatwrongthing:

this shirt would fit if it weren’t for boobs: a tragedy

that shirt would fit if i had boobs: the sequel 

this shirt fits perfectly because my boobs are the right size: the fanfiction

my shirts always fit: a man’s tale

what shirt: a nudist au

capriciouseclectic:

rhizomatous:

Coyote riding public rail in Portland, OR (via)

nah that’s malia

apatheticghost:

what i learned from school

  1. im a fucking piece of shit
  2. everybody else is also a fucking piece of shit
  3. mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell

rodenlove:

Holland Roden attends the 2014 MTV Movie Awards